Famous and funny phrases of children (1)

There is nothing more fun and surreal than the occurrences and phrases of young children.

It is true that life holds for us serious and deep news such as the terrible figures of child abuse, the absence of work-family conciliation in Spain, the situation of children and mothers in poor countries, etc., but it is also true that our children are and have enough light to illuminate any darkness.

Start today a series of posts entitled “Famous and funny phrases of children"(Taken from the program book" El Hormiguero ") so that we laugh, we increase our level of endorphins and let's dramatize (at least for a few seconds) day to day and difficult aspects of parenting.

These phrases are a tribute to the purity, spontaneity, naturalness and profound wisdom of our children:

One Saturday Nacho woke up at eight in the morning. His father asked him to go back to sleep, and the boy said: "It's just ... my dreams are over!" Nacho, 3 years old

In a kiosk Lucia picked up a Lunnies magazine and picked it up while yelling at her mother: "Mom! Have you charged yet?" Lucia, 6 years old

Pablo arrived from class one day and, very happy, said to his mother: “Mom, I know what the cataplines are called; They told me at school. They are called tentacles! ” Pablo, 4 years

One day they asked Gonzalo: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The boy, very angry replied: "What I want to be is people" Gonzalo, 2 years old

One day his mother was putting on makeup and asked Julia: "Mom, what are you doing?" "I make up" his mother replied. And Julia said "To go to work with the clowns?" Julia, 3 years old