The children are incredible and especially their way of seeing the world and the deductions that they take from their surroundings, any parent soon realizes it. There is nothing like letting them loose so they leave us with their mouths open to their reactions, regardless of whether it is something everyday or a new situation. I bring you today some childhood thoughts for which we are not prepared. They come from different children whose parents have shared them on social networks and I assure you that there is no waste.
To open your mouth I leave one that starred my own son. When my oldest son was just three years old. One day I caught him with his finger stuck in his nose and when I was recriminating his action, he looked at me very seriously and said: "No dad, I'm not getting my boogers, I'm relocating them" It is clear that I had to leave the room quickly to try to keep the authority image of those moments to a minimum. But today, I still laugh when I remember.
My four-year-old son asked me one day if I knew how children were made. It took me a while to answer and he said: "I do know, Mommy look like this: first a circle is made, then a long line, two sticks above smaller and two others below equal"Do not forget that sometimes it is better to count to ten before responding, a child's mind is not that of an adult.
My husband was going to driving lessons and one day our daughter told us: - "one day I will give Dad a car" We asked him when that would be, thinking that he would answer that when she was big, worked and had money. But she replied: "Well, when will it be, when dad can drive!"Dear parents, sometimes the most common sense, sometimes, is that of the child.
One day, when my son was 3 years old I said: "I love you with all my heart" and he replied: "I love you with all my television." Here everyone loves with the most precious thing they have.My son when he was 4 years old told me: "Mommy my brother does not speak, buy him a new mouth that the one he has is useless"If we start soon with the planned obsolescence.
My daughter when I was 3 years old told me: "Mom, I don't want you to die, Dad doesn't know how to put the DVD" Well, let's see how you tell him that he doesn't know how to make croquettes eitherMy daughter told me when I left school: "Mom buy me an ice cream, or else ..." I quickly replied: "Or else what?" and she, very relaxed, said: "Or else it will be for the next."
There are times that a withdrawal in time is a great victoryWhen my son was 3 years old he was always saying that he wanted to be an astronaut and one day I said: "to be an astronaut you will have to study a lot", to which he replied: "I take my rocket driving license and that's it."
If I don't know why we complicate life so muchI am a teacher in a nursery school. Federico three years told me one day: "Do you know that if you die you go to heaven?", To which I replied that if I knew, to which he replied: "And you can choose whether you go by plane or by spaceship, it's great."
Well, seen like this ... I told my children (3 and 4 years old) a story: "Then the prince arrived at the giant's house and the giant let him stay at his house, but instead he had to cook, wash the dishes, order" ... They They interrupted me and told me: "He became his mother."
I think we have to clarify a couple of concepts.We went to a museum with my six-year-old nephew, the guide greeted us and asked us what city we were. To which my nephew, with an angry face, replied: "Don't go flirting, she has a boyfriend, and he's my friend." Yes sir, as a child away from mosquitoes.
When he turned 5 my son asked his garden friend if he wanted to be his girlfriend. She replied that this was no longer said and became all red ... To which he said: "Well ... I'm going to poop" and disappeared from the scene.
Yes sir, in a situation so uncomfortable with a lady it is best to look for an excuse to run. Although we may have to polish the technique a bit.My four-year-old girl asked: "Do you know which animal has more teeth?" I thought the tiger or the lion would tell me, but he said: "The tooth mouse." We remember again: children's logic, children's logicA lady greets my two-year-old son and asks: "Do you have a girlfriend?" to which my son, with an annoyed face, replies: "No, I have mom" That happens by asking nonsense.
The other day, walking with my son we saw daisies and I told him to take one, to which he replied: "I don't need to take leaves from a flower to know that I love you" He is seven years old.
Is that there are children who have things clear from the beginningMy son was about three years old when my godmother gave him a Superman cape, he got excited, then ran and ran and jumped to fly ... Then he returned disappointed and said to his godmother: "This layer does not work, it lacks battery."
Is that these godmothers who give away toys with dead batteries ...
